Oprah’s bank balance basically reads: HOLY SHIT!
One thing we know for certain about Oprah Winfrey is that she’s Queen of Everything. That’s not up for dispute. We also know that she’s rich. In fact, according to Forbes, Oprah’s not exactly hard up for a dollar or two.
So what do you do when your bank balance basically reads “holy shit”?
Recently appearing on The Late Late Show alongside her A Wrinkle in Time costars Reese Witherspoon and Mindy Kaling, Oprah confessed that bathing is her hobby and she takes it very seriously.
So seriously, in fact, that she has a hand-carved bathtub.
James Corden then asked how many people could fit in the tub, because like me, he assumed it was one of those Roman baths that’s basically a swimming pool.
However, there’s just a small problem, because obviously an Oprah bathtub can’t just be hand-carved. No, no, it’s also moulded to the shape of her body.
I can’t decide if my reaction is more James screaming, Reese basically yelling WHAT IN WHOLESOME HELL, or Mindy just shaking her head in disbelief.
Why is there not a field trip available just to go and see Oprah’s bathtub?
According to Oprah, there was a cast of her made to mould her shape into the bathtub. Honestly, guys, I haven’t felt this poor since fellow billionaire Bill Gates tried to guess the price of supermarket groceries.
The Oprah Winfrey Show
Now, obviously I have a lot of questions. Like, the tub must be bigger than Oprah because she said you can fit a couple of people in there. So is it just moulded to, like, the shape of her back, or her curves, or… I can’t think of another example but I need answers!
All I know for sure is that this will be me looking at my basic-ass bathtub with disgust when I get home tonight.