She’s the queen of roasting herself after all.
Yesterday, entrepreneur, producer, brand builder and manager Kris Jenner announced that she’s recruiting a new personal assistant through Bumble’s business app.
If this seems like an opportunity too good to be true, you’d be wrong. In a statement on Bumble’s website, applicants were told that they’d be doing “daily scheduling and organisational tasks” and will “benefit from a once-in-a-lifetime mentorship.”
Seeing as I’m accused by commenters daily of being on the Kardashians’ payroll, I’m low-key tempted to apply and make this a reality, but that’s a story for another day.
And a Kardashian fan page on Instagram famed for its snarky and shady tone couldn’t wait to share the news with this sassy caption.
Kris is using @bumble to find her next assistant. Qualified candidates must know how to make a martini, find work for Kourtney, coordinate and maintain a calendar of Rob’s court dates and they must be an expert at ignoring media inquiries about pregnancies. Is this you? Apply today!
Well, never one to miss an opportunity to roast herself, Kim Kardashian responded to the comment with this emoji, suggesting that she would very much like the job.
And people loved her for it.
Well played, Kim.