Is This Actually ~Pregnant~ Kylie Jenner In CVS Or Not? An Investigation.

WHAT IS THE TRUTH?

Today something major happened. I mean, this headline from Seventeen speaks for itself it was BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

Today something major happened. I mean, this headline from Seventeen speaks for itself it was BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!

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Because I’m a chump who cares too much about celebrity gossip, I just *had* to see this pic!! SHOWWWW MEEEE THE MONEYYYYY as my mom would say. And here it was, in all its glory:

Because I'm a chump who cares too much about celebrity gossip, I just *had* to see this pic!! SHOWWWW MEEEE THE MONEYYYYY as my mom would say. And here it was, in all its glory:

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Anyway, as this picture started circulating, two sides started to form. Those who thought it was the true, real, actual Kylie Jenner.

Anyway, as this picture started circulating, two sides started to form. Those who thought it was the true, real, actual Kylie Jenner.

Lol

And those who didn’t.

And those who didn't.

Lol thx Katie

Alright, so, here’s the picture again. As an ethical member of the school of journalists, I must remain unbiased in my opinion. JK!! I’m not a journalist and I have no morals. In my personal opinion I’m skeptical… Can that really be Kylie? Let’s dive in.

Alright, so, here's the picture again. As an ethical member of the school of journalists, I must remain unbiased in my opinion. JK!! I'm not a journalist and I have no morals. In my personal opinion I'm skeptical... Can that really be Kylie? Let's dive in.

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Now let’s look at the face. It definitely looks like Kylie. I mean, she has a nose, a mouth, and from what I can see at least one eye. There’s an uncanny resemblance. That I won’t deny!!!

Now let's look at the face. It definitely looks like Kylie. I mean, she has a nose, a mouth, and from what I can see at least one eye. There's an uncanny resemblance. That I won't deny!!!

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But I don’t know, something seems off to me. And the fact is lots of people look like Kylie! ESPECIALLY with some fancy makeup done.

But I don't know, something seems off to me. And the fact is lots of people look like Kylie! ESPECIALLY with some fancy makeup done.

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Now let’s move down to her feet again. First take a look at the tattoo looking blob on the inside of her left heel.

Now let's move down to her feet again. First take a look at the tattoo looking blob on the inside of her left heel.

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The real Kylie Jenner does in fact have a tattoo on the inside of her left heel. It originally was a lowercase “T”, but then she got it changed to “LA” when she broke up with Tyga.

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And, as my fellow detective friend/colleague Jess points out… the toes don’t match up!!

And, as my fellow detective friend/colleague Jess points out... the toes don't match up!!

Jess is a detective!

See for yourself. Here’s a pic of Kylie Jenner’s feet. Sorry.

See for yourself. Here's a pic of Kylie Jenner's feet. Sorry.

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Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images

And then, let’s just discuss the photo overall. You’re telling me that Kylie Jenner left her house… got into a car…got out in the CVS parking lot…walked into CVS…roamed the aisles…stopped to check out a product… presumably bought something and checked out…and not one actual paparazzi was there to capture the moment???

And then, let's just discuss the photo overall. You're telling me that Kylie Jenner left her house... got into a car...got out in the CVS parking lot...walked into CVS...roamed the aisles...stopped to check out a product... presumably bought something and checked out...and not one actual paparazzi was there to capture the moment???

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And according to a quick twitter search not even one other person saw her. The last time Kylie was spotted at CVS and someone tweeted about it was in 2016. Also I don’t endorse that tweet, it’s just the only thing that came up.

And according to a quick twitter search not even one other person saw her. The last time Kylie was spotted at CVS and someone tweeted about it was in 2016. Also I don't endorse that tweet, it's just the only thing that came up.

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Also, a smart colleague of mine Claudia, says that the CVS she was supposedly seen in is a total nightmare! Mobs of people! And yet… there’s no other trace of her?

Also, a smart colleague of mine Claudia, says that the CVS she was supposedly seen in is a total nightmare! Mobs of people! And yet... there's no other trace of her?

Thanks Claudia.

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