A *realistic* Disney princess!
Much like 5-year-olds everywhere and people with good film taste, I am obsessed with Moana.
Anyways, because a large part of my time on the internet is spent looking at Disney things — I came across this Moana doll and I’M LOSING MY DAMN MIND:
This Moana has seen things!!!!
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!!!
SHE IS. QUITE LITERALLY. SHOOK.
Or worse…maybe she just went to college!