Hello, it’s me… Sam Smith.
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And, more specifically, how they’re literally the same goddamn person. Confused? Hold on to your wigs ladies, this investigation is about to blow your mind.
OK guys I don’t want to panic you but this is serious because that sounds like Sam goddamn Smith singing “Hello” and I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.
Surely two of the most famous and awarded singers, who happen to both be British, would have taken a photo together at some point, which would prove this theory wrong.
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Except when I searched on Getty Images for a picture of the pair of them together, such a picture didn’t exist. Why? BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME PERSON, GODDAMMIT!
I told you this was going to be a wild ride.
And when you compare the two, they’re basically the same: both sing about love and heartbreak, both have Oscars, Golden Globes, and a shit ton of Grammys, both sang Bond theme songs… I’m trying to keep my cool but this is wild.
I am shook.