“2010 was when I lost my halo / 2017 I lost a J.Lo.”
The year is 2016. Beyoncé has dropped Lemonade, the Cubs have won the World Series, and there are rumors circulating that Drake and J.Lo are dating.
It’s a tale as old as time. He attends a few of her concerts, she goes to one of his dinner parties, they snap a few pics for the ‘gram, etc. etc. For Hollywood, that basically means they’re married.
But, the two ~maybe~ lovebirds, never confirmed their relationship, and their would-be fling was over in the blink of an eye.
Cut to yesterday: Late last night, Drake dropped “God’s Plan” and “Diplomatic Immunity,” two new singles on his EP, Scary Hours.
Now, in his track “Diplomatic Immunity,” around 2:30, Drake raps the lyrics, “2010 was when I lost my halo / 2017 I lost a J. Lo.”
2017 HE LOST A J. LO!!! I’m shook.
But, wait! There’s more. The VERY. NEXT. LYRIC. is, “A Rotterdam trip had me on front page, though.” You’re probably thinking, “Cool, Drake went to Holland,” BUT, NO! (Ok, well maybe. He does travel a lot.) My point is, when he says it aloud, it sounds verrrrrry similiar to “A. ROD…derdam trip.”
Give it a listen.
As in Alex Rodriguez, J.Lo’s current beau whom she’s been dating for almost a year.
He also seems to mention Rihanna in the lyric, “Caterin’ is from Giorgio Baldi, Robyn’s favorite / Shit is nice, but I prefer Madeo.” Robyn is Rihanna’s given name.