27 Times The "All Stars 3" Premiere Made Me Spit Out My Vodka Soda

I love being gay.

When the show opened with The Handmaid’s Tale spoof featuring Drag Race Hall of Fame-ers Alaska and Chad Michaels…

When the show opened with The Handmaid's Tale spoof featuring Drag Race Hall of Fame-ers Alaska and Chad Michaels...

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…complete with “Ofrupaul” name placards underneath their portraits in the Hall of Fame.

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When Trixie Mattel skated around the empty workroom and proclaimed, “It’s like a Morgan McMichaels meet and greet in here!”

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When Chi Chi DeVayne entered the workroom in trash bags. THAT BRAND!

When Chi Chi DeVayne entered the workroom in trash bags. THAT BRAND!

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When Morgan McMichaels walked into the workroom saying, “I look pretty good for a dead bitch.”

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When Aja went off about all the work she had done…

When Aja went off about all the work she had done...

“I had my lips, my cheeks, my chin, my skin…I had botox in my forehead.”

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…and then Trixie chimed in with:

...and then Trixie chimed in with:

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When Trixie saw Kennedy Davenport’s entrance look and said, “COME THRU WHOVILLE!”

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When I saw Shangela’s arms. I mean, HONESTLY.

When I saw Shangela's arms. I mean, HONESTLY.

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When Bebe walked into workroom as the surprise queen!!! OK, REDDIT DETECTIVES!

When Bebe walked into workroom as the surprise queen!!! OK, REDDIT DETECTIVES!

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When Trixie held NOTHING BACK when she read Aja.

When Trixie held NOTHING BACK when she read Aja.

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When Ben’s read compared Thorgy to IT so, so, SO, perfectly.

When Ben's read compared Thorgy to IT so, so, SO, perfectly.

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When Bebe delivered her read to Morgan McMichaels.

When Bebe delivered her read to Morgan McMichaels.

“I’m not going to read Morgan McMichaels… life already has!”

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And when Chi Chi read Milk and got a little TOO honest.

And when Chi Chi read Milk and got a little TOO honest.

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When Trixie was picking her workspace and DRAGGED Pearl.

When Trixie was picking her workspace and DRAGGED Pearl.

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When Morgan McMichael’s shaded the queen’s gameplay during All Stars 2 and mimed breast feeding.

When Morgan McMichael's shaded the queen's gameplay during All Stars 2 and mimed breast feeding.

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When Trixie tried to tongue-pop.

When Trixie tried to tongue-pop.

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When Mama Ru walked down the runway for the first time this season because, um, yas.

When Mama Ru walked down the runway for the first time this season because, um, yas.

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When Shangela death dropped at the end of her performance.

When Shangela death dropped at the end of her performance.

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When Bebe ripped off that skirt and went AWF.

When Bebe ripped off that skirt and went AWF.

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When Aja made this face during Thorgy’s performance:

When Aja made this face during Thorgy's performance:

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And then when it was Aja’s turn and she death dropped OFF OF THE FUCKING BOX!!!!!! LIKE WHAT!!!

And then when it was Aja's turn and she death dropped OFF OF THE FUCKING BOX!!!!!! LIKE WHAT!!!

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When Kennedy wasn’t going to be upstaged by Aja, so she flipped ONTO the box.

When Kennedy wasn't going to be upstaged by Aja, so she flipped ONTO the box.

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When it was time for the judges critiques and RuPaul asked Michelle if she’s going to make anyone quit again.

When it was time for the judges critiques and RuPaul asked Michelle if she's going to make anyone quit again.

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When Thorgy wasn’t here for Vanessa Hudgen’s critique.

When Thorgy wasn't here for Vanessa Hudgen's critique.

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When Milk hilariously shaded All Stars 2.

When Milk hilariously shaded All Stars 2.

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And finally, the ENTIRE “Anaconda” lip-sync because:

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I LOVE BEING GAY!!!

I LOVE BEING GAY!!!

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