*immediately starts singing “Before He Cheats”*
When she broke her heel just like you…
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And when she got to wear these super bedazzled, super expensive boots for a CMA performance (NBD), definitely not like you.
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When she enjoyed a nice game night just like you…
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And when she enjoyed this “game” night in private box seats watching her now-retired Nashville Predators hockey player Mike Fisher, aka her hubby, definitely not like you.
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When she had a pie fail just like you…
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And when she got to enjoy 100 roses and 100 cupcakes at the Grand Ole Opry definitely not like you.
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When she dressed her dog up just like you…
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And when her dog posed alongside her in a Redbook magazine definitely not like you.
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When she ate dinner out of a box just like you…
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And when she ate a private dinner with this view definitely not like you.
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When she took a ~cool~ selfie with her retro shades on just like you…
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And when she took a ~cool~ selfie with a CMA International Artist Achievement Award definitely not like you.
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When she took a sweaty workout selfie just like you…
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And when she posed for her entire workout clothing line, Calia, definitely not like you.
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When she got a pretty basic mani/pedi just like you…
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And when a manicure didn’t even matter because she wore THAT RING definitely not like you.
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When she drank out of a crazy straw just like you…
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And when she sipped from an actual Ellen mug she got from being on the actual Ellen show definitely not like you.
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When she came home to a big pile of laundry just like you…
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And when she knew this Predators jersey was soon becoming part of her laundry definitely not like you.
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When she wore one of those creepy face masks just like you…
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And when she took it off and got glowed the fuck up definitely not like you.
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